I don't really know how we started talking about Melissa Joan Hart or Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I do know that at some point we were talking about The Face on the Milk Carton (which MJH was not in) and we ended up here ...
Joe: what is she doing these days?
Me: Melissa Joan Hart?
Me: I dunno I think she has a couple of kids [fact checking myself here - the Internet tells me she has three kids. Also, she's in that show Melissa and Joey, which I just now remembered exists.]
Joe: I loved that show!
Me: Sabrina the Teenage Witch? It was a good show. I liked it!
Joe: yea. I also liked Clarissa Explains it All (which Melissa Joan Hart was in)
Me: what's with you identifying with preteen girls?! Sabrina, Clarissa, Anne...
Joe: hey, Clarissa explains it All was not a girls show. It had Ferguson in it ... Who I guess was a less than ideal man...
Me: [giving him my best seriously?! Look]
Joe: I'm a kindred spirit. I'm sensitive.