A while back Joe joked that he should start a blog consisting entirely of weird things I've said. While I admit I provide content for such a blog basically every time I open my mouth, I'm going to go on the record as saying he says way funnier/weirder/more random/more head scratch inducing things than I could ever dream up. Instead of keeping a notebook (which I have seriously started considering) of all the odd things he says, I thought I'd start sharing my favorites here and provide some free laughs for whoever still reads this thing (Liz) along the way. Below is my first offering. I'm starting out slow here, as this isn't so much hilarious as it is silly.
Me: So who do you think I should draft for that fantasy football thing I told you I'm doing? I really want to draft X player. [Note: The player I want is a good football player but I really just want him because he's attractive. I am going to be SO GOOD at fantasy football, you guys]
Joe: Well, you're going to need a first pick to get him. Everyone is going to want him. You should draft . . . [starts naming basically the entire SF 49ers team with analysis of why I should pick each player]
Me: Basically, you want me to draft the entire San Francisco 49ers for my fantasy team?
Joe: Yes, that is what I am telling you. They're a good team.
Also, if you have any fantasy football suggestions for me, I'm all ears. God knows I need all the help I can get.